To the Good Citizen of Philadelphia,

Thank you, and congrats! Due to the diligent murdering done by some folks - and help from a multiple-homicide/suicide committing out-of-towner - you are well on your way to exceed last year's homicide rate (currently by more than 20%)! Just outstanding, really. Think about this... as long as the city's leadership continues to lay down and maintain it's ineffectual stance on stopping the bloodshed, we could be in for double-digit comps come NYE 2008! Luckily, we have Insane Clown Mayor operating in lame duck mode and a cast of mayoral hopefuls spread so thin over what to do with public education in the city and a crippling (borderline retarded) business privilege tax that things could be smooth sailing from here on out. Throw in another multi-hom from an asshole from Delaware, and we're golden. Just outstanding, really.


On another note...
Columbia pictures has a movie slated for release next month called Reign Over Me. The movie is about two college buddies, reunited years after graduation. One buddy is a dark skinned dentist, the other has, to put it plainly, really let himself go. He's gained weight, rarely bathes, cuts or brushes his hair (or teeth). In general, he's given up. Amazingly enough, this movie is not a documentary, although a few people I know wouldn't be blamed for assuming it's reality-based.