Hey, Buddy, it's your blog debut!

If you're sitting at home on a snow day with nothing to do, and you get to thinking about what you'd look like if your weekly diet consisted of: 140 Marlboro Lights, 3,000 diet cokes, 57 Big Macs, 94 v.b.r.'s, 60 whatchamacallit's, and a good healthy dose of french fries with each meal, well, here ya go:

(photo credit: Big German)

There's no way I'm not posting this photo at least once a week from now on.