Yuk!

In honoring President's day I would like to offer up something that past Vice President Al Gore has brought to the forefront: Global Warming.

I would also like to encourage it to come quickly to a certain area of Philadelphia, specifically, Delaware/Columbus Blvd, where I spent the better part of 3 hours on Monday.

I know there are many bad areas and eyesores in the city, but I would rather spend time there or for that matter anywhere else in our fair city except Delaware/Columbus Blvd.

Places like Ridge Avenue in Roxborough, Pulse, Thon, a Don Show, these are all places that are infinitely superior than spending more than a minute in that area.

So I say this - melt the glaciers now, flood the Delware river so that stretch of 2 miles of filth and human garbage could just go away. Am I that crazy? Have you ever been to that Home Depot for 10 minutes, the Wal-Mart for 30 seconds? That Wawa that's in the strip mall? That movie theater? Try to get customer service in that Best Buy, I'll meet you there when you get waited on in April. Then I'll punch you in the face to make you feel better than what you just went through.

Do I have to mention the litter of strip joints - including a place that hurts everypart of your body when you walk in - Show and Tell? If you've never been there, vomit on a bunk girl you know and then beef on her. That's the type of talent that makes up that absolute pit.

Dredging = Jobs? If the job is down in that area I'd rather commute to hell everyday.

Face it - we would be doing society a favor if Philadelphia stopped and the Delaware river began and flowed to curb of Front Street.

You know what the best part about it is? The Casinos are going there.

See you at the slots.