I've taken the time to rank some of our female personalities in Philadelphia based on a variety of categories including looks, personality and on-air talent. Mostly looks though and if they can successfully pull off a tightly tailored pants-suit or the winter white.
Here goes:
#1: Alycia Lane, CBS 3.
There is no doubting this one. She makes that snaggle-toothed Republican wuss Larry Mendte look like a polished Tom Brokaw at night. She could read me the Roxborough phone book and I would watch. She's top notch, top drawer, top shelf. Let's hope she sticks around here for a long time.
#2: Keri-Lee Halkett:
She puts the 5 in 5'o clock shadow. It would be great to be hers. Even know she's replaced Judge Judy in that time slot, she does a superior job and can bang a gavel better than anyone. She's also an adjunct professor, which this guy likes a lot.
She also wears a great high boot behind the anchor desk. Phenomenal.
#3: Dorthy Krysiuk
This one may come as little bit of a surprise but Dorthy is solid. She manages to clean herself up very well for the early morning fox local show and motions the traffic jams on 76 and 95 like no one's business. Strong stroker, if you will.
#4: Lori Wilson NBC10
Pictures can be deceiving, including the one on the billboard on 76 west, but she's good, she's good. She has a great body that just won't quit and is a young one at that. Check her out on the show at 10am on NBC. Pearly whites.
#5: Susan Barnett: CBS3
Rounding out the top 5 is little known Susan Barnett because she's on CBS3 in the morning. No one obviously watches that and why should they? Mike and Mike is on ESPN and Matt Laurer is the consummate professional that looks like a good looking Weth Hepner. She's a local girl though, hailing from Levittown and a Delaware Blue Hen. Good full-face Jessica Biel style.
Honorable Mention: Maria Delarosa, CBS3
Maria does the weather in the afternoon on channel 3 and is a Penn State grad who was there when we were there. She does this backyard feature in the summer where she throws a little leg and arm at the camera. Good for her.
Not Ranked: (Unrankable): Rhea Hughes, 610WIP
Am I the only one that thinks she isn't good? I don't listen to WIP very often anymore but so many times I hear people call up and say how much they enjoy her. Enjoy what? Her saying, "Thank You, Thank You" when she's right once ever 10 times? Her talking about her failed marriage to Cooter or Carl or Chuck or the construction Goon she married at Chickie and Pete's (no lie) a couple months ago? All that's missing from her and this picture is a denim vest. Boo!
Not Ranked: (Unrankable): Medical Reporter Cherie Bank, NBC10
Every time she comes on tv I feel like I've come down with a medical condition. Find me the person who thought it was a good idea to put her on air because I have a nice house on Silverwood that I can sell him. Its next to a guy who sleeps with his son.
Not Ranked: (Unrankable): Monica PasGass: Channel 6
Although at sometime I'm sure she was good and attractive, her time has passed. She does love lipstick though and loves to sleep with guys our age.
Not Ranked: (Unrankable): Cecily Tynan Channel 6
People used to go crazy about her, but honestly I never saw it. Her resemblance of Skelator and the way channel 6 dresses her up makes her look like a head teller at a bank in Schuylkill County. If you're driving down city ave, don't beep at her, fart, because she stinks.
Not Ranked: Don Polec, Channel 6
Who does this guy think he is anyway?
1 comment:
That is a solid picture of Dorothy Krysiuk, and you are correct in calling Cheri Bank unratalbe. Did you know her brother is also a newscaster? I'm pretty sure it's Larry Mente, but could be wrong. It's one of those guys. And according to Ashley's dad (former FBI), Don Polec is the son of the owner of the station, so that's why his inane pieces get on the news no matter how old or stupid they are. Feel free to post that on your blog.
Sent from my shitty Coleco classroom computer.
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