Press Release

For immediate release...

Many loyal readers of THOD are probably shocked by the recent developments regarding the blog. New contributors have been popping up, and weird and strange postings have been coming in from people that you have never heard from before. Rest assured the THOD infrastructure is as strong as it has ever been.

Nevertheless, along with the tremendous growth THOD has seen in the recent days comes the need for some internal restructuring. Therefore, effective immediately, please take note of the following organization changes:

Yoder Lee will remain Owner and President of THOD, as well as Chairman of the Executive Committee. However, he will remove himself from the day-to-day operations. His primary role will consist of establishing the long-term strategic vision of THOD. As the head of the Executive Committee, he may still veto any decision, but all on-going activity will be managed by the VP and members of the executive committee.

“’The Happiest of Days’ has grown beyond my wildest dreams. I look forward to searching for opportunities to expand into the farthest regions of the internet. I have great confidence in the team I have assembled, and I can sleep easy knowing the Executive Committee and I share the same vision for the THOD.”

Incredible Hick will take on the dual role of Vice President and General Manager, and will also hold a seat on the Executive Committee. The General Manager will maintain full control of all day to day operations including recommendations to any changes to the staff, as well as the oversight of all weekly polls.

Said the Hick: “Obviously, the first order of business was to put Stumpleg Shortstride out on his ass. A previously potent contributor became impotent rather quickly. Good riddance.”

Rubbery Hangdown will now be Executive Director of Content. In addition to monitoring the frequency of articles of each contributor, Hangdown is also tasked with ensuring the content maintains the level of excellence so many THOD readers have come to expect. R.H. will also hold the third and final seat of the Executive Committee.

“The days of a quick YouTube link are over. All submissions must be well thought out and thoroughly researched. If certain standards are not maintained, I will be forced to recommend to the Hick and the Committee an immediate dismissal.”

Or course, Yoder Lee, Incredible Hick, and Rubbery Hangdown will all continue to contribute content on a regular basis.

As many of you are already aware, THOD is pleased to formally announce some additions to the family. As previously reported, both Walter Mellon and Len Clergy will be joining the team. In addition, the Big Cook (a.k.a. Ace Smallcock) currently maintains interim status.

The words of our founder, Yoder Lee, provide the greatest insights: “Please continue to conduct yourself with the same high regard for the office as you have so far. Always endeavor to uphold the high name of the blog, keeping in mind that you serve at the pleasure of the president.”

Finally, we have received an application from a Mr. Less, a Mr. Date Less, for a position on the THOD staff. Unfortunately, all positions are currently filled.

Any questions or concerns? Go fuck yourself.