Thursday, April 26, 2007

This One's Outta Here!

Congrats to Matt Smith, who the Phillies are reporting has just been optioned to triple-A Ottawa. This guys flat out sucks balls. All he's done is walked 11 batters in 4 innings. Bottom drawer stuff.

When asked about the move, right hander Tony Alfonseca changed the subject by mentioning how excited he was for the upcoming Phanatic bobble head day, then walked out of the clubhouse mumbling that Qdoba has the best burritos he's ever tasted.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like Alfie Fonseca. He's got the same build as I do.

Anonymous said...

Quedoba is tremendous. I like white rice, but I am also a racist.

Incredible Hick said...

Buddy,

Who'd did they call up, YOUR BOY costey?