Did you drink any of it?

Excuse me , waiter, there's something in my Phillies kool aid.

What is it, sir?

I'm not positive, but it looks like a lot of runners left on base...

Well, sir, that comes standard with the Phillies kool aid. Would you like our new Phillies kool aid lite? It tastes just like regular Phillies kool aid but has an MVP who's afraid of National League pitching.

Zing!