Another banner day, and our Phils are on their way.
Utley goes yard 450 foot style, JRoll rips, and YOUR BOY, Wes Helm looks to be swinging the bat welm.
But the best of news is Pat the Bat is holding more than his own in the five spot. So much so that he recieved a standing ovation on Monday night as he exited the game.
Try this black shirt on for size...
Pat Burrell: OBP (Micah - that's On Base Percentatge) .449 AVG. .333
Ryan Howard: OBP .429 AVG. .220
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In other news, sadly, it was confirmed this past weekend in State College that 9 months ago Coach Paterno had a torrid passionate love affair with the Epsilon Chapter House.
On Monday, in Centre County hospital, at 5:08am, PinkPa took her first breath. (She will go by the name of StinkPink) She weighs more than Goon or Wes. (But less if you were to combine the two - she's not that big. No one is).
Sue Paterno has filed for divorce but not because of the lovechild. She just can't take those fucking THON canners knocking on her door anymore, while Mr. Milano naps upstairs.
Looks like he didn't go in her mouth.
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