"HOITY TOITY"
THOD really doesn't know what this saying means, but THOD knows it doesn't like it, and doesn't like people who use it, because they don't know how to use it. Locals and South Philly and Manyunk like to use it when describing people they think are going to come in and take over their neighborhoods. It seems it has taken over from the use of the word "Yuppie-Fuck," used so geniunely by degenarates that are only in the neighborhood because their 90 year-old dad still deficates in a bedroom upstairs, smoking his tenth heater of the day while sucking down oxygen tank. THOD hates them too, because they have a handicap spot in front but haven't driven since What's Happening.
THOD really doesn't know what this saying means, but THOD knows it doesn't like it, and doesn't like people who use it, because they don't know how to use it. Locals and South Philly and Manyunk like to use it when describing people they think are going to come in and take over their neighborhoods. It seems it has taken over from the use of the word "Yuppie-Fuck," used so geniunely by degenarates that are only in the neighborhood because their 90 year-old dad still deficates in a bedroom upstairs, smoking his tenth heater of the day while sucking down oxygen tank. THOD hates them too, because they have a handicap spot in front but haven't driven since What's Happening.
Locals fear that these "HOITY TOITIES" will make their local bars smoke-free and actually not throw trash in the street. THOD's 100% sure they don't know idea what the saying means either.
Nevertheless, from this point moving forward it is banned. For life.
In other news for a Monday, THOD is also banning for life the saying or the movie "HUSTLE AND FLOW"
Unless of course it is changed to "HUSTLE AND BLOW"
Good Blow: (Happy Day)
Underworld Blow: (Bad Blow)
Speaking of which, take a look at today's Daily News Front Page. If you can't see it, the headline reads "HER MISSING DAUGHTER WAS SWEPT UP IN SMACK'S SURGE IN 'BURBS"
THOD has recieved exclusive reports that SMACK was chosen at a late hour last night before printing instead of YAM-YAM. Ridiculous.
It has also been released that THOD is now endorsing the show Charmed which can be viewed each and everyday in 4 hours marathons on TNT. It features some runner-ups from THOD's Top 5 published last week that includes:
THOD also today is officially endorsing spicy mustard and trombones as being out of sight.
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I'd like to make certain that, when speaking on behalf of THOD, you are speaking as one member of the editorial staff. While often times we may share the same view on important matters like trombones and laminated posted instructions in frat houses, other times we may not. Please strive to clarify that opinions are yours, singularly, and that THOD is a dynamic institution holding many opinions, at times conflicting.
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