Thursday, July 19, 2007

To Catch...

A PREDATOR!!!



In breaking news this man only known by the handle "Buddy" was confronted by Dateline NBC's Chris Hanson in a recent sting operation in Pittsburgh, PA while filming his now popular segment "To Catch a Predator."



When approached, suspect "Buddy" claimed he was only meeting a nice young lady for a "bag of Herr chip" and some "pops." Hanson reviewed an online transcript from a recent chat room visit which "Buddy" made. The chat room was titled "Underage P*ssy Burps"...below is part of the transcript:

BuddyBuddy116: "Soooooo, you wanna have some cordials possibly some pops?"
Decoy: "well i dunno im only 14 and my parents said i shouldnt drink"
BuddyBuddy116: "F that Hoss lets have some pops and maybe you could SMD!!"
Decoy: "whats SMD?"
BuddyBuddy116: "You'll find out Chief!"
Decoy: "y do u keep calling me names that arent mine?"
BuddyBuddy116: "Don't worry about that Homes."
Decoy: "so r we gonna meet?"
BuddyBuddy116: "SSSSSSUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssss"

The rest is too graphic to print. Shortly after the meeting with Hanson, "Buddy" was apprehended by the Pittsburgh Police. "Buddy" was later released with all charges dropped as this type of behavior is encouraged in the city of Pittsburgh. (AP)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That buddy looks like a fine young gentleman.

I'm thrilled he beat the wrap.

Yoder Lee said...

commenting on your own post? nice job, guy.

Anonymous said...

Zhing......

Anonymous said...

STSB made the comment NOT stumpleg shortstride jack! zing revoked.

Yoder Lee said...

Anonymous zings don't count, anyway.

Anonymous said...

statute?