"If the Moon Was Made Of BBQ Spare Ribs, Would You Eat It?"

Business travel this week takes this Happiest of Days contributor to Chicago which of course is home to baseball's lovable losers (not your Phils), the Chicago Cubs.

Although we have our very own Hall of Famer in Harry the K, who in my humble opinion is the greatest broadcaster of all time,

the Cubs for many years had their own, Harry the C. "C" of course stands for Caray, and his was nothing short of tits. The guy was top notch, top drawer, and top shelf, and is credited as being the first to sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the 7th inning stretch.

http://www.powermaxconsulting.com/harrycaray.htm

His best quote: "Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?" As well as: "Aw, how could he (Jorge Orta) lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico."

Below find Will Ferrel's rendition in two of his best skits during his SNL tenure.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/32233/detail/

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/2381122025

Cubs Win!