During our time of recharging and relaxing, we've noticed a couple things. That other blog that is sometime referenced on this site... well, it flat BLOWS. Pictures of turds in toliets, old balls birthdays, and Mets? Snore, no violent loud snore. That blog has the creatvity of well... its contributors.
THOD reminds you, the loyal reader, that you get nothing but creativity and larger than life features and facts brought to you like no one else can here at THOD.
These scroll grabbers include but are not limited to:
Definition of the Day, You Might Be a Douchebag, EA Picture of the Week, Product of the Week
and introducing a new weekly feature...
VIOLATION
Each week THOD will bring to light an occurrence or act that simply ain't gonna fly in our circles and any circles that you and we may circle in.
Our initial edition of VIOLATION can be sourced directly to a former contributor to this the greatest blog of our time, Stumpleg Shortstride. SS was invited to spend a night and day down the shore this past weekend to celebrate one of his happiest of days.
That being said, the customary procedure in exchange for a nights stay in a rented beach house is a case of Ice Cold Miller Lite at the bare minimum.
Sadly, SS missed the boat yet again, much like he did as a contributor to this, the gold standard of blogging.
Hey Stumpy, you want us to come up to your house and clean it this weekend? Maybe take Dorthy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again?
SS provided nothing to the 246E with the exception of 'extreme hangover', lactose intolerance, and an early exit. THOD violation issued in the highest of grades.
However, it should be noted though that Matt Banbasement / Jimmy Berlutti / Jay Mariotti provided two delicious bottles of Bacardi Rum AND picked up dinner at the Circle Tavern in exchange for his free stay in the AV. Datey, you're welcome in the 246 anytime.
Stumpleg, take heed and take note. You've violated us all.
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