My pond at 116 Hermit has expired. It went quickly around 7:30pm tonight. It has lived a good life, enjoying the minnows of the Manayunk Schuylkill living in it for all of 3 days before they were wiped out and taken and by a neighboring cat. (No word on if the cat was Megan's ("eat your nails you pussy") but odds are it was. That bitch.
The pond also provided a good hundred mosquito bites before it was hoisted out of my back yard this eve. Bottom line is this, the pond had to put down due to leakage, that leakage very similar to the one suffered by the individual formerly and currently known as "Milky Whites"
It is at this time I would like to simultaneously announce the retirement of the ponds caretaker, Crazy J. Crazy will move onto other duties in retirement, including searching for internet videos of the cat that ate my fish, as well as legally changing his name to MEOW MEOW. He will also become chairman of the pageant of the bizarre.
If you'd like to enjoy the soothing sound of water, feel free to pick it up, as it resides in my alley way until the biggest day of the week, next Tuesday, garbage day. Because, of course, "a pond would be good for you."
RIP Pond 116
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I find it incredibly ironic that in the end, it was a cat that became Crazy's ultimate undoing.
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