New York Shitty

Let's get'er done, Easy E, make sure this happens in inning 8.

Is This Heaven?

No, Its Philadelphia.

You know how many games we trail the hated Met by?

See you at the ballpark Friday night, Go Crazy, Go Crazy!

Still work to be done though. Lets go Cole.

Remember, you can rest in December.

Go Phils!

Exactly Right

But beware, the no-handwasher goes tonight for the Bravos.

Let's light old nuts up tonight.

Go Phils!

While You Were Sleeping...

I wasn't.

But guess what I waited up for?

The Man

and the padre

are now tied...

In Case You Missed It...

GO PACK GO!!! 3 AND 0!!!

Milton BADLY

Hey Milton Bradley

Simon Says...

Joke of the Day

To claim that this guy is calling plays for the Nittany Lions.














Dry that out and you can fertilize the Beaver stadium turf with it.

Joke of the Day

Question:
How many batteries does it take to light up the Big House?

Answer:
I-AA

*joke courtesy of The Tony Bruno Show

9 Times, Need to go 6-3, Met 5-5

In case you missed it last night....

1.5

Thanks to -

What does this mean?

The Marlin needs to beat this guy tonight.

Shittsburgh

I would like to formally thank the pathetic city of Pittsburgh and their more pathetic baseball club for absolutely nothing.

If it were up to me, that shit town would be part of that bigger shit state of Ohio.



Congratulations Pirates on your 16th consecutive losing season. But at least you got the Stillers right?

Keep eating you Fat Fuck.

Houston, Come In...

BELIEVE!

Comin' UP, Comin' At-CHA!!!

Hey Mr. MetDick,

Suck off, will ya - we got Hollywood back on the bump tonight!

And guess who is closing the door?

Thank You, Thank You

I would personally like to extend my thankfulness to...

Fabio Castro





Big Daddy Kane Davis



Frankie Rosario Dawson



And lastly, Clay Shaw, Clay Bertrand, Condrey

What time is it?

Game Time.

FAN FAVRITIE

GO PACK GO!

For Sale, by Owner

FOR SALE: New York Mets major league baseball club. We own them but no longer have any use for them. All reasonable - and unreasonable - offers will be considered. Full disclosure: this team comes with a fan base of low-life loser douchebags.

If interested, please contact the Philadelphia Phillies.

I'm Keith Hernandez...

And a piece of shit.

See you at Pulse, D-Bag

(With apologies to Disney)

Zip-a-dee-douchebag,

Zip-a-dee-scrote,

My, oh, my, what a smelly old choad.

Plenty of chin pubes,

headin' my way,

Zip-a-dee-doo-douchebag

zip-a-dee-wanker!

With three hotties on his shoulder,

It's the truth, it's boobies.

Everything is boobies boobies.

Zip-a-dee-douchebag,

zip-a-dee-chump

Douchey-ass face pubes,

powdered blue pants!

Zip-a-dee-douchebag,

zip-a-dee-tool,

My, oh, my, what a choady ass tool.

Plenty of boobies headin' his way,

Zip-a-dee-douchebag,

Zip-a-dee-total-and-complete-douchebag!

complements of www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Chegg it - its spectacular.

Summer of '62

1962 you weren't here, I wasn't here, but you know who was...

Many of those who I looked up to growing up as a small lad in the big city...

Bo Knows was tits...

Forever your girl was Paula....

Hammer... well, Hammer...

Cruisey in Top Gun - Top Notch to say the least....

Moore, Moore...

And our own JMO...

Here's to you Old Nuts! Tremendous win on Friday night!

Go Phils!

Believe...

Phils vs. Mets in a big 3 game series...

End of the Summerworld... Beginning of the Underworld...

Hey Rake, see you there tonight holmes...

Bring your piece.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!



THOD would like to dig deep and reach out to members of all faiths and wish all of you a Happy New Year!

From the lovely ladies from Sigma Delta Tau...






Happy New Year!

From Marty Funkhouser..





Happy New Year!

From our friends in Narberth....



Happy New Year!

From the one girl in Pottsville...





Happy New Year!

And finally....

From...





-Happy, Happy, compliments of a new phantom and aspiring contributor know only as.... "Yellow Pea"