Monday, January 7, 2008

The First Monday in January....Huh????






Why is it significant? Important? ???

BCS National Championship Game???? No.



New Hampshire Primary???? No.



Innaugaration of a new Mayor??? No.



No, its unofficially called "Meat Monday" where the common cows of the world herd themselves into my now jam-packed gym in their attempt to drop down most of the sheer tonnage they picked up over the past month gorging themselves with a mouthfuls of instant waist wideners, and ass explosions.



So they have a New Year's Resolution to lose weight?



If I were them, I'd recommend to just by some bigger shirts....




Let my gym get back to normal.

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