Its Humpday!

Only a couple more days until we all can enjoy....

NO MORE BRUNO?

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!

Breaking News

And terrible news at that:

http://www.tonybrunoshow.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=4

Stay tuned, more updates to come.

The Perfect Specimen

Is their anything more hot than a leopard with her spots?





Until our next time at LuLu's, young lioness....

Later Lane... Hello Hearn!

Pi Phi!


Erin O'Hearn joined the Action News Team as a general assignment reporter in January of 2006. Before arriving in Philadelphia, she worked for 6abc's sister station, WTVD, the ABC owned station in Durham, North Carolina. There, she covered everything from breaking news to UNC pep rallies, to hurricanes ripping through the Tar Heel State.

Erin also has a strong background covering politics, as she began her broadcasting career at Capital News 9 in her hometown of Albany, New York. One of her most memorable experiences, while in New York, was an exclusive live interview with Governor George Pataki on the scene of a terrible Cargo-ship accident at the Port of Albany.


Before diving into news, Erin spent time producing episodes of an MTV documentary called "True Life". While working for MTV, Erin spent most of her time in New York City, but also traveled all over the country, following teens and young adults as they grappled with issues like bi-polar disorder and drug addiction.


Erin graduated from Cornell University with a Bachelor in Science. She was a member of Pi Beta Phi Sorority and the Ivory Tower Honor Society. Erin loves to travel, read, workout and spend time with her family. The New York native is glad to be back in the Northeast and is thrilled to call Philadelphia home.

The Greatness That Is...Pat Burrell!

For the many Phils phans out there, this chat transcript provides wonderful insight into the mind of the heart and soul of the 2007 Phillies, Pat Burrell.

One highlight from the Q & A:

philskid: "Pat, what did you do differently offensively in the second half of the season?"

Burrell: "I got a lot more hits."


Exactly right.

Yao

Live, Late Breaking...

You know what the best part about the Pack being in the NFC Championship game?




Live, LateBreaking news from your very own girl next door, ESPN's Rachel Nichols.





On the same front, THOD is exclusively reporting that young Rachel is indeed the long lost daughter, of Dr. Charles Nichols

Dr. Nichols, unfortunately perished at the hands of Dr. Richard Kimball .

It was finally determined that at the hospital that they "switched the samples" at birth.

Ironically, a "one armed man did this"

You got me trippin oh, stumbling oh, flippin oh, fumbling oh

This Week's Sign that the Apocalypse is Upon Us

From Dan Grozz and Tidday's Daily Booozzzeeeeeee...........

Bolaris buddies up to Fox babes



Fox 29's John Bolaris, who starts as lead meteorologist on today's 5 p.m. newscast, hit G Lounge (111 S. 17th) Saturday night where he hung out with Fox 29's Kerri-Lee Halkett and Sharon Crowley. A flood of people approached Bolaris to welcome him back to town, including one man who told him the women are hotter in New York and was surprised when Bolaris - a playboy now reformed, friends say - said he needs only one woman.






THOD sources also have reported that a couple guys took a swipe with an ass pinch. No confirmation has been made if that was our own Joey C.

The First Monday in January....Huh????

Why is it significant? Important? ???

BCS National Championship Game???? No.

New Hampshire Primary???? No.

Innaugaration of a new Mayor??? No.

No, its unofficially called "Meat Monday" where the common cows of the world herd themselves into my now jam-packed gym in their attempt to drop down most of the sheer tonnage they picked up over the past month gorging themselves with a mouthfuls of instant waist wideners, and ass explosions.

So they have a New Year's Resolution to lose weight?

If I were them, I'd recommend to just by some bigger shirts....

Let my gym get back to normal.

Are you like me?

Do you feel instantly dumber after watching a PowerBall Commerical thats been on what I feel like is for 30 years? That stupid red ball just bouncing around dumbing down my brain with every bounce.

Do you find yourself having that effin "do-de-do-de, do-do-do do" stuck in your head?

I hate it.

And somehow, someway I know its a subliminal message for the average bloke to throw in a couple bucks after he picks up his camels at his local community Sheetz or Double Wa.

Please make it stop.

Do you believe him?

Run, don't walk, and go see Juno

Better news, young Juno? She turns two one on the same day as this contributor turns three one, February two one 2 ott 8.


Ellen Page is her name, and you can buy her a scotch and water her game.

So cool, so good, so only two months away...

Inventor of the Artificial Fart

See you down the shore!

Welcome back, Juan Bolaro.