I have an announcement to make...

In case you missed it in today's Daily News as reported by Dan (I'm sure he looks and is disgusting and) Gross.

http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20071022_Dan_Gross___Did_whispering_down_the_Lane_scare_off_anchors_boyfriend_.html

In a UGANDAN news story, the belle of the broadcast ball in this town has broken up with her dirt-ass New York boyfriend.

THOD is exclusively reporting that this contributor bumped into Alycia at the Belmont Avenue Wawa at 3:30pm this afternoon as she was purchaing some Wawa Green Tea and Cesear Chicken Wrap.

This contributor managed to strike up a conversation, ("Come here often... hahahahahah???) and unbelieveably managed to secure a date with the aforementioned anchor tomorrow night.

Since moving here from North Carolina she obviously has become a huge fan of Manayunk and its thriving nightlife. Really, who hasn't?

That being said, she specifically requested to go to this special stomping ground Tuesday night for a romantic evening...

She told me she loves it at the Bayou because the girls there "just don't quit" and when they do, "its only to take a shit"

Not sprisingly, she likes her wings like she likes her relationships - EXTRA HOT. Unfortunately, she does not take to crabs. She wouldn't go much futher into it as I talked to her over a caramel cowtail and chocolate covered cherry outside the Wawa.

She "just has a bad experience with Crabs" and decided that she'll stick to the wing and ice cold Miller Lite.

So......

If you read this far, you've probably figured out that this UGANDAN announcement is complete non-sense. That being said, the reality of it is that I do have a date with another local tv celeb on Tuesday night though... You might have seen her on Fox. Do you know her?? Bus Stop Buddy!!!