Happiest of Days to You, Young Fella!

Phils are climbing back, shore in less than a week, can it get any better?

With all this talk about Tony Blair hanging it up, and the Queen meeting the young chappy that won the derby, it makes me wonder aloud...

Why are people so consumed with the Royal Family across the pond when we have our very own King right here in South Philadelphia?

Also, I have an announcement to make, there is more human garbage in our fair city of Philadelphia than anywhere in the world. Have you taken a good look at the clientele down at Citizen's Bank Park lately? That's not even counting this scrap..

or this human garbage

Also, many of you may have noticed that Interleague Play kicked off this week in Major League Baseball. This weekend teams were to supposed to play their alleged "natural" rivals. In some cases it makes sense, (Yankees vs. Mets, Cubs vs. White Sox) but in many cases it does not (Phils vs. Blue Jays, Rockies vs. Royals).

In the spirit of this, THOD has taken it upon itself under the same basic premise to qualify our own natural rivals among our group.

So here goes:

Chris vs. Rich (Aboveworld vs. Underworld, Good vs. Bad, Life vs. Death, Heaven vs. Hell)

Bill vs. Drew (This has been primarily a one-sided rivalry in years past. Now both have huge heavy sides (that's a big fat fucking gut to you and me))

Paul vs. Micah (Catholics vs. Case of the Yips)

Dan vs. Ryan (Dueling banjos)

Goon vs. Goon (He is his own worst enemy)

Wes vs. Seth (they play in the same weight and hair division)

Greg vs. Amish (Part-time rivals or Brothers from Other Mothers?)

Lastly, for those of you who still don't subscribe to satellite radio, check out the old Sunny 104.5 here in Philadelphia. The station is truly tits resembling the Y100 of old and has no commercials. Its also apparently on the web, but I haven't found it just yet.