Oh Wow!!!

Austrian women streak to victory in topless match

The traditional swapping of shirts afterwards was not an option as the six-a-side teams wore nothing but thongs, with the national colours painted on to their bare skin.
The football may not have been of the highest quality but that did not temper the enthusiasm of a mostly male crowd boosted by a sizeable media presence only too happy to desert Euro 2008 training for an hour or two.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4585754a6650.html

Manny Beating Jacky

Boston Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez shoved team traveling secretary Jack McCormick to the ground Saturday in an argument over tickets, the Providence Journal reports.

Ramirez had asked McCormick for 16 tickets for Saturday night's Red Sox-Astros game, which is a high number for a day-of-game request, the Journal reports. When McCormick told Ramirez he might not be able to fulfill the request, Ramirez shouted, "Just do your job!"
An argument followed, and Ramirez pushed McCormick to the ground.

Later the two met behind closed doors and Ramirez apologized. McCormick accepted the apology. Manager Terry Francona said Sunday, "Sometimes things happen, and when they do, we choose to handle them internally. I'm satisfied with how we handled this." No disciplinary action is planned.

What a pussy this guy is....

Claims

Is a certain co-contributor making his maiden trip to the AV this weekend?

We have reason to believe otherwise.

Happy Friday!

While our Phillies team is floundering in the OAK, I would like to stand up and personally thank the Tampa Bay Rays for sweeping the hated Marlin over the past three nights. Too bad these Mermaids proved no good (but so good in every way)

But the better thing about those AWESOME Rays is that they are keeping it tight with the more truly despised Red Sawks and their more hated nation of ugly slobs. Yuk and Gross!

Better yet, I would also like to stand up from the woody caused by this lovely Ray of Sunshine on Rays College Grad night!!

Lets go TB, managed by Hazelton's own Joe Maddon.

Back on Track!

Phillies: 4

A: 0

Astros' Chacon goes all Sprewell on Wade

Looks like yah boy Eddie is up to some good in the HOU.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/5857038.html

How happy are you that we have this instead!!

Seriously?

Makes this actually look normal...

"PRO" pel

If you've been to the AV the last couple of weekends, you may have noticed that our second favorite stomping grounds, next to the P of course, has suddenly made a terrible decision in regards to a certain favorite beverage of ours...






Being the grassroots type of bloggers and contributors that we are, we decided to take it up with our convenience friends at their website.





http://www.wawa.com/WawaWeb/Contact.aspx


That being said - we will keep you well informed any response from the double Wa on this hot and crucial topic to our beverage enjoyment pleasure for the remainder of the summer.


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Aloha Wa,

I've noticed at the WaWa in Avalon that you've discontinued Propel Fitness Water Drink.

Why would you do this? Its delicious and refreshing. As far as we could see it was always out-of-stock or nearly out of stock because the demand was so high.

I see you've decided to replace it with some "O" beverage (have you tried it, its repulsive and disgusting) and with your bo-bo wawa brand.

Can you explain your marketing and sales thought process on this decision and if you plan on bring back delicious propel?

Cheers (to propel and propel only),


Chris

Mikey Miss

Many of you know that THOD is a huge proponent of sports talk radio. While this may turn some of you off the bat initially, if you have a minute take a look at the article from that rag
Philadelphia Magazine this past month.




While many THOD contributors despise WIP and most of its hosts including Diarrhea Hughes, but the opposite can be said for B-Funk's own, Mikey Miss as he's now on 950 ESPN.

http://www.phillymag.com/articles/media_the_misadventures_of_mikey_miss/



Although lengthy, the article is worth reading, at the very minimum for the Cuz quotes.

Pardon the Interruption in My Mullet

"Take your shots at me," Mariotti says of his colleagues, leaning back in his chair and raising his palms to the air. "All you're doing is making me more famous."

Damn right homeboy, keep up the good work, and send us your publicist that produces these outstanding headshots. Top button buttoned and jacket over shoulder is top notch.

Did You See Yesterday's Inky?

If not, chegg it.

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/home_top_stories/20605394.html



Looks as though one of our quasi-contributors has made it to the big show.

$920 on 400G's??!!! Wow, take that savings right around the corner and help those lovlies on Delaware Ave just trying to get ahead. (literally and figuratively).

Every Rubbery Hangdown should be so lucky!

Summer Friday is Here!

You know what that means, RIGHT?


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EQUALS

Yet Another GLORIOUS Shore Weekend is Upon Us!

Hey Heis-

Happiest of June 5 to you!

Why don't you celebrate with some Champagne?

Or even better, a dip in the pool!






See you in the AV, homeslice.

Isn't it Amazing...

THOD is exclusively reporting the our favorite girl, E.A.

May indeed have a case of the....

Our sources will remain confidential, but it can be revealed that his name rhymes with...Len Clergy.

THOD would to inquire as to where we might be able to stock up on that tasty beverage!

Keep feeding us more hot leads Len!