THE Happiest of Days

Friends,



The Happiest of Days is finally here. At 1pm EST, 10am Arizona time, the biggest and best day of the year arrives in South Philadelphia. Opening Day is upon us, REJOICE!



Since we last watched our pinstriped friends in October much has changed but so much has stayed the same. Much like a sub-par crabcake the filler part of the year is finally gone.



Its now time to focus at the task at hand and settle for nothing less, a WORLD championship.



You now can officially relieve yourself of all of the things that have helped you pass the time since that final out in Colorado.








For example, that fluzie you've been tagging the past couple of weeks and months to get you through the muck and misery of the baseball-less months? Forget her. Your favorite mistress and back in town, and she'll be here all summer long.

Welcome back baseball, welcome back life.

Let's go Phils!

It's Friday, Dance!

Yes We Can!

Sixer: Ninety Five

Celtic: Ninety

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No worries, its Twenty being Twenty

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Worth a Peek

If you haven't seen it yet... go see it.


Mr. Brooks is tremendous. Costner always does a nice job, and they young one from TV's Shark is good.







Sleeper film of '07.

Spring practice started on Monday...

Who's the best goon to lead the squad?

Goon, I demand perfection and will exepect nothing less.

Ace: "Blueberry muffins, I want an EQUAL amount of blueberries in each muffin!"



Chef: "Do you know how long thats going to take?"

Ace: "Just do it"

Are You Ready???

Just a litte more than a week away...

-minus G. Gears of course.

Burgers

Lately for work I've been making several trips to the western part of the state frequenting Pittsburgh at least once a month.

When I arrive there, virtually on demand, I return to my senior year of high school. I never realized how much I truly missed the mid 90's.



But its great to be able to re-live them on a daily basis in the Steel City!

Breaking News

Courtesy of http://www.the700level.com/

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Breaking news: Mikey Miss will go up against Eskin, Jody Mac from 9-1, Ann Arbor's own Mike Tarico from 1-3 on the new ESPN950

Fare the well to that Fat Shit Yannacone. Looks like he can he won't have to worry about leaving his parents basement for a couple hours during the day anymore.

SR 950 Now an ESPN Station, Morning Show to Be Replaced by Mike & Mike, and... Is Missanelli Returning?
SR 950 in Philadelphia will now be known as 950 ESPN. We've received word that after today's morning show, Glenn Foley was fired. The morning show will be replaced with Mike & Mike effective April 1. No other changes have been announced yet, but we're hoping Jody Mac's show stays put. Could Mike Missanelli, an ESPN radio personality whose co-host might be dropped, return to Philly in some capacity? Now that would be an interesting twist. More details to follow as we get them.
Updates: We're hearing Jamie Yannacone is out too. Jody Mac is likely moving to mid-days, and the Mike Miss possibility might have some legs. Word is he told the class he teaches at St. Joe's—which normally meets at 6:15—that they'll be meeting at 7:15 starting April 1st. If true, we'll miss Jody on the drive home. Missanelli vs. Eskin would be pretty interesting though... (Interestingly, as of this posting, this is Missanelli's top Google hit)

Goiter '08!

Why Didn't We Think of This?

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cmon obes.

Treeeeeeeem...

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Good Night Sweet Prince

Take the other guy with you while you're at it, Why doncha?

If anyone is due to take one.... well........

The New Blink?

Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.

"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.

"Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

-Panic at the Disco

Bushloads of Breaking News!!

Scott Goon throwing out the first pitch at Phils Spring Training!!!



What's up Sluts!!! I'm the guv.... Let's go fugggggggggggggg!!!!



The Hill in Old Forge! Suck it down!!



You know who John Mcain Looks like??



A guy that callS a waitress in a restaurant "toots"
A guy that dates your aunt
A guy that sits around and waits for the mail all day

Can you think of a better way to start your work week out...

Than with a piece of Pamcake!

Sausage!!!

The Twenty

I can't wait. 27 days and counting till the Opener.

Coming Soon!

I would like to announce the newest addition to our group...

"Little Carl" will be joining us in the Fall of 2008! (These aren't actually him.)