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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Bruno Update
http://www.tonybrunoshow.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=118
So close, but yet so far away. We miss you Tony! Tony is now a subscriber to our blog, whether he reads it or not is a different story.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Press Release
For immediate release...
Many loyal readers of THOD are probably shocked by the recent developments regarding the blog. New contributors have been popping up, and weird and strange postings have been coming in from people that you have never heard from before. Rest assured the THOD infrastructure is as strong as it has ever been.
Nevertheless, along with the tremendous growth THOD has seen in the recent days comes the need for some internal restructuring. Therefore, effective immediately, please take note of the following organization changes:
Yoder Lee will remain Owner and President of THOD, as well as Chairman of the Executive Committee. However, he will remove himself from the day-to-day operations. His primary role will consist of establishing the long-term strategic vision of THOD. As the head of the Executive Committee, he may still veto any decision, but all on-going activity will be managed by the VP and members of the executive committee.
“’The Happiest of Days’ has grown beyond my wildest dreams. I look forward to searching for opportunities to expand into the farthest regions of the internet. I have great confidence in the team I have assembled, and I can sleep easy knowing the Executive Committee and I share the same vision for the THOD.”
Incredible Hick will take on the dual role of Vice President and General Manager, and will also hold a seat on the Executive Committee. The General Manager will maintain full control of all day to day operations including recommendations to any changes to the staff, as well as the oversight of all weekly polls.
Said the Hick: “Obviously, the first order of business was to put Stumpleg Shortstride out on his ass. A previously potent contributor became impotent rather quickly. Good riddance.”
Rubbery Hangdown will now be Executive Director of Content. In addition to monitoring the frequency of articles of each contributor, Hangdown is also tasked with ensuring the content maintains the level of excellence so many THOD readers have come to expect. R.H. will also hold the third and final seat of the Executive Committee.
“The days of a quick YouTube link are over. All submissions must be well thought out and thoroughly researched. If certain standards are not maintained, I will be forced to recommend to the Hick and the Committee an immediate dismissal.”
Or course, Yoder Lee, Incredible Hick, and Rubbery Hangdown will all continue to contribute content on a regular basis.
As many of you are already aware, THOD is pleased to formally announce some additions to the family. As previously reported, both Walter Mellon and Len Clergy will be joining the team. In addition, the Big Cook (a.k.a. Ace Smallcock) currently maintains interim status.
The words of our founder, Yoder Lee, provide the greatest insights: “Please continue to conduct yourself with the same high regard for the office as you have so far. Always endeavor to uphold the high name of the blog, keeping in mind that you serve at the pleasure of the president.”
Finally, we have received an application from a Mr. Less, a Mr. Date Less, for a position on the THOD staff. Unfortunately, all positions are currently filled.
Any questions or concerns? Go fuck yourself.
Many loyal readers of THOD are probably shocked by the recent developments regarding the blog. New contributors have been popping up, and weird and strange postings have been coming in from people that you have never heard from before. Rest assured the THOD infrastructure is as strong as it has ever been.
Nevertheless, along with the tremendous growth THOD has seen in the recent days comes the need for some internal restructuring. Therefore, effective immediately, please take note of the following organization changes:
Yoder Lee will remain Owner and President of THOD, as well as Chairman of the Executive Committee. However, he will remove himself from the day-to-day operations. His primary role will consist of establishing the long-term strategic vision of THOD. As the head of the Executive Committee, he may still veto any decision, but all on-going activity will be managed by the VP and members of the executive committee.
“’The Happiest of Days’ has grown beyond my wildest dreams. I look forward to searching for opportunities to expand into the farthest regions of the internet. I have great confidence in the team I have assembled, and I can sleep easy knowing the Executive Committee and I share the same vision for the THOD.”
Incredible Hick will take on the dual role of Vice President and General Manager, and will also hold a seat on the Executive Committee. The General Manager will maintain full control of all day to day operations including recommendations to any changes to the staff, as well as the oversight of all weekly polls.
Said the Hick: “Obviously, the first order of business was to put Stumpleg Shortstride out on his ass. A previously potent contributor became impotent rather quickly. Good riddance.”
Rubbery Hangdown will now be Executive Director of Content. In addition to monitoring the frequency of articles of each contributor, Hangdown is also tasked with ensuring the content maintains the level of excellence so many THOD readers have come to expect. R.H. will also hold the third and final seat of the Executive Committee.
“The days of a quick YouTube link are over. All submissions must be well thought out and thoroughly researched. If certain standards are not maintained, I will be forced to recommend to the Hick and the Committee an immediate dismissal.”
Or course, Yoder Lee, Incredible Hick, and Rubbery Hangdown will all continue to contribute content on a regular basis.
As many of you are already aware, THOD is pleased to formally announce some additions to the family. As previously reported, both Walter Mellon and Len Clergy will be joining the team. In addition, the Big Cook (a.k.a. Ace Smallcock) currently maintains interim status.
The words of our founder, Yoder Lee, provide the greatest insights: “Please continue to conduct yourself with the same high regard for the office as you have so far. Always endeavor to uphold the high name of the blog, keeping in mind that you serve at the pleasure of the president.”
Finally, we have received an application from a Mr. Less, a Mr. Date Less, for a position on the THOD staff. Unfortunately, all positions are currently filled.
Any questions or concerns? Go fuck yourself.
Redneck Tractor Pull
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long Let me see that thong
Here's to you Mr. Less...
There's a new Sherriff in Town.
My name is cooks as you all know
It's time to send you back down.
That's right to the basement
Knife in the door, it's time to pay rent
My name is cooks as you all know
And the words from my mouth they always flow
Go on and place your bets
I wouldn't let it all ride on the mets
Because this is year for 26 and 5
I'm afraid your team is barely alive!
So go ahead and spend your days at the sh*thole named Shea
But remember to stay out of philly or get d*ckslapped by Harry K
As he would say I'm "OUTTA HERE" but not for long
When the Phils come back, they are coming back strong.
So enjoy this time off, I recommend you start boozin
Because after the break, wait for it... your team keeps loozin
With a finger in the air, everyone say, "F*ck the Metropolitans"
From the beginning of time, they've always been the villians
Mark my words, there will be no championship in NY come October
But while watching us celebrate on Broad Street, don't assume we are sober
Take this bat, you know where to shove
Big Shout to the City of Love!
Go Phils.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Stumpleg Shortstride Sent Home Limping
AVALON, NJ – In a surprising move deep into the night on Sunday in this small beach community, THOD General Manager Incredible Hick announced that as of Monday contributor Stumpleg Shortstride, an original contributor to the popular blog site had been fired.“The time has come where I felt we needed to go in a different direction,” Incredible Hick said amongst a throng of reporters and onlookers as he stood in front of a makeshift podium atop the deck 246 East 28th Street, “Stumpleg just wasn’t getting everything out of the current bloggers that we expected him to, and it was time for a change”
Stumpleg Shortstride hadn’t posted anything to the THOD for months, creating controversy through every anticipatory click by readers and admirers alike hoping to find something spawn from what Incredible Hick at one time claimed Shortstride to be, “one of the best potential bloggers of our time.”
When asked about the dismissal, longtime blogger Rubbery Hangdown said, “The circus surrounding Stumpleg was a terrible distraction. Every day we’d come to the blog thinking is this going to be his last day. Will he be with us for the rest of the season? One way or another, it will be nice not to have the focus on him, and now on us.”
At press time Shortstride was not available, but all indications are that he had no idea the axe was coming this quickly. Phone calls went unanswered, and the message on his i-douce phone said that he was "returning some videotapes."
Flyers GM Tony Luuppo, who also attended the press conference had the following to say as he screamed from across 28th street, “What??? Who????? What are you talking about? You’re an idiot. And why do you have a podium on your deck? And stop calling me Luuppo!”
Stumpleg also made waves just weeks ago when he questioned THOD ownership and management if his lack of production was being magnified simply because he was, as he called it,“brown.” Recently, Stumpleg threw a huge tirade when the following picture was made public just days ago.
Shortstride had complained that that Incredible Hick was directly mocking his heritage by having two “hotties” pose in traditional Headdress. When asked about the photo, Incredible Hick said the following, “Stumpleg’s insinuations are ridiculous. I love Indians; in fact, I can quote Major League word for word. That Corbin Bernsen is outta sight” Strike this, GUY, out!"
When asked to comment on the decision to let Stumpleg go, owner and founder of THOD, Yoder Lee, had the following to say, "As owner, I gave Incredible Hick, the managing director, full control of all day to day operations including changes to the staff. It was his call.” THOD owner Yoder Lee has been laying extremely low over the past couple of weeks attempting to stay off the radar, due to his bad health and extreme sunburn. His last know picture was this.
At this late hour, there has been no announcement as to who will take Stumpleg Shortstride’s place. However, it was been rumored that Mr. Walter Melon, a young Hebrew lad hailing from the little town of Bethlehem, and Len Clergy, a good Christian from long island, are strong candidates.
Please continue to read THOD for more breaking news on this firing. Incredible Hick has called a press conference for 7pm Wednesday off Main Street, Manayunk.
Stumpleg also made waves just weeks ago when he questioned THOD ownership and management if his lack of production was being magnified simply because he was, as he called it,“brown.” Recently, Stumpleg threw a huge tirade when the following picture was made public just days ago.
Shortstride had complained that that Incredible Hick was directly mocking his heritage by having two “hotties” pose in traditional Headdress. When asked about the photo, Incredible Hick said the following, “Stumpleg’s insinuations are ridiculous. I love Indians; in fact, I can quote Major League word for word. That Corbin Bernsen is outta sight” Strike this, GUY, out!"
When asked to comment on the decision to let Stumpleg go, owner and founder of THOD, Yoder Lee, had the following to say, "As owner, I gave Incredible Hick, the managing director, full control of all day to day operations including changes to the staff. It was his call.” THOD owner Yoder Lee has been laying extremely low over the past couple of weeks attempting to stay off the radar, due to his bad health and extreme sunburn. His last know picture was this.
At this late hour, there has been no announcement as to who will take Stumpleg Shortstride’s place. However, it was been rumored that Mr. Walter Melon, a young Hebrew lad hailing from the little town of Bethlehem, and Len Clergy, a good Christian from long island, are strong candidates.
Please continue to read THOD for more breaking news on this firing. Incredible Hick has called a press conference for 7pm Wednesday off Main Street, Manayunk.
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